So you Want to be a Vampire?

The following ingredients are needed
to cast So you Want to be a Vampire?

~Voice
~Time
~Red Ribbons
~Lemon Juice
~Flour
~Milk
~Bowl
~Sea Sponge
~towl
~Grave Yard Soil
~An Opened Third Eye
~Concentration




So you Want to be a Vampire?
If you want to become a "Vampire", this is the spell you need...WARNING: Effects are unreversable. Meaning, YOU CANT GET RIDE OF THEM!

*NOTE: I do not beleave in "Vampires." I have not tried this spell, nor do I advise useing this spell. I dont know if it works, I just found it in my family's book. I am a SEB, which is sometimes mistaken for a vampire, But is not a vampire. Vampires do not exist. If there are any questions about SEBs, which im sure noone even knows what they are...Id be glad to answer them. BELOW is the Vampire Spell, Enjoy. I guess... ~In a large bowl, Mix 1 cup of flour into 2 cups of milk. Add one 1/2 cup of Lemon Juice to mix and stir untill smooth. Useing a sea sponge, Cover yourself with the milk mixture. And Chant This While Doing:

Let this mixture, cleanse my skin, lighten so I may see, The new improved me within.

~Let the mixture dry completely, then remove with a towl. * Tie a red ribbon tightly around each of your wrists, without cutting off your ciculation. Then tie one around your neck. Sit indian style with your hands pushed together, like your praying. Close your eyes, picture in your mind all your blood, life, and energy is being pushed out through your Third Eye. Concentrate on Push it all out, Until your head tingles and you feel drained.

~ Remove the Ribbons from both wrists and neck. Say THIS as you do so: These are my chains to life, I remove thee.

~ Dig a hole in a safe place Or in a grave yard. And bury the ribbons. Collect Soil from the ground, were you burried the ribbons. This is your "Grave Soil."

~Sprinkle the Soil on your bed that night, and sleep apon it. By Next nightfall you shall not be amoung the living anylonger.

*THIS SPELL IS TO BE COMPLETED WITHIN 48 HOURS OF TIME*